You get winded from knocking on the door. You have to have someone chew the candy for you. You ask for high fiber candy only

When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask!

When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and you can’t remember the rest.

By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.

You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hair piece.

You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a bar.
“What will you have?” asked the bartender.

“I’ll have a glass of blood,” replied the first.

“I’ll have a glass of blood, too, please,” said the second.

“I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the third.

“OK, let me get this straight, ” said the bartender,
“That’ll be two bloods and a blood light?”