The language of a man and a woman relationship is complex, confusing and sometimes not understandable … But there are some truths helping to understand what inhabitants of different planets mean by this or that phrase.

So, listen …

1. To relieve stress, men resort to either alcohol or attack neighbors; and women eat chocolate and go shopping.

2. How much time a man requires to change toilet paper? It is unknown, because he never did this.

3. Once an American tourist, visiting Windsor Castle, asked: “The castle is, of course, wonderful, but why it was built so close to the airport?”

4. On a distance of fifty meters my wife can see blonde hair on my coat, but she will definitely hitch a door in our garage, while parking.

5. Broken kitchen tap can drive a woman crazy, but a man will continue sleeping quietly.

6. Probability that a woman can touch an interlocutrix during secular interview is four-six times higher, than probability of a man’s touch in similar circumstances. A man and a woman that want true happiness in their relationships to read and apply the ideas contained within

7. Men joke they lie down closer to the door in a new family house after wedding, to be able to escape - in fact they have an instinct of Family Advocate.

8. Tests show that the degree of mental genius in women is 3% higher than in men.

9. Ask a man and a woman: whether their brains are different? A man will say: I think yes, I read something about it online a few days ago. A woman will reply: Of course, yes, the next question?

10. Science proved that Eve was the first!

11. Mothers, daughters and elder sisters often speak on behalf of male members of their families.

12. Men often choose a card with a long text on it, because in this case, it will have less place where they need to write something.

13. A man can sort information in mind and forget about it for a while. A woman always comes back to her thoughts.

14. A woman will talk out loud about all affairs in random order and list all options and possibilities.

15. When a man is looking on the fire, a woman can easily imagine he does not love her.

16. A woman, saying unspent words in the end of a day does not want to be interrupted and offered solutions to her problems.

17. The first rule in a man and a woman conversation: speak easy. Voice only one thought at a time.

18. In a web of streets a man can find a path from A to B, but being in a group of women, discussing several topics at once, he is hopelessly lost.

19. A woman can speak and listen at the same time, accusing a man that he cannot do both things.

20. Men speak one at a time, so when his turn comes, it is better to give this time to him completely.