Woman’s Passions

Kiss me, darling, the way I like, with a kiss that will not remain me indifferent. How hard it is for a guy to satisfy this sort of request? After you read this article all complexities should simply evaporate.

As an author of American best seller “Kiss Art” says, each man is obliged to possess diverse technicians of such kind of caress. However, it is necessary to notice that this book was published in 1936, but it has not lost its urgency and will not lose. Its author tempted more than thousand women by means of art of a kiss. It is phenomenal success, after all the author of this best seller was mute. He had no possibility to tell a woman about his infinite love and feelings in other way! We bring your attention fragments from this masterpiece.

Mastering this system of kisses opens immense open spaces in the field of unscrupulous temptation of unexperienced and worldly-wise girls and women. At the perfect technics of execution, the absolute result is guaranteed.

1. A vacuum kiss

“It is made by sucking in your partner’s lips, as though you try to exhaust a soul and interiors from him”. It should not be long. Here is advice: “…When your lips get tired, you should weaken a kiss slowly. On no account tear off your lips from partner’s lips unexpectedly. Otherwise you may hear a loud clap, which can frighten associates and guard police.”

If a kiss is executed correctly, “…a pleasant feeling of catalepsy, torpidity and devastation slowly extends on all your body. You endure weariness, slackness and pleasure, similar to the one a worker, who has just unloaded a car of stone coal-anthracite alone, experiences”.

2. Butterfly stroke, or Butterfly

It is made as follows: “Approach your eyelashes on strategically short distance to your partner’s cheek. Then, slowly, close and open your eyes so that eyelashes would slightly touch his cheeks. At correct execution of “butterfly stroke” your partner’s heart should beat loudly and with emotion in a step to your blinking. At wrong execution she will have an illusion she is pursued by a fly busily”

3. “Caressing” ear lobes

“Experiments of caressing an ear lobe with tongue or a method of slight sucking bear in themselves a considerable share of risk. Besides its erogenous qualities, an ear has a habit to hear and listen to any sounds well. And therefore at inaccurate execution of caresses your loved one can catch the sounds reminding her not paradise music, but water murmur.”

4. A colloquial kiss

It was especially popular during Louis XV times. “Enamoured nestle to each other’s lips and whisper each other compliments, verses, madrigals. Mouth is rather a sensitive body, and therefore it is recommended before carrying out of this experience: to learn a poem (at least one, but not trite)”. A poem which you learn by heart will come to an end sooner or later, and this means you can pass to prose. However it is not recommended to teach girls an internal charter of military service, traffic regulations and do not tell her a story on how you became a patient of dermatovenerologic dispensary last time. If there was a failure, recollect some counting rhyme or a song.

5. An espionage kiss

“It is applied exclusively by girls. It has a purpose to find out whether you are drunk and whether you drank wine the day before by means of a kiss”.

What you can oppose to this barbarous and unscrupulous reception?

Refusal in a kiss because of a toothache;
At a meeting with your loved one, declare her you have a flu, quinsy, tuberculosis etc.

6. A hand kiss

“It is a historical and most gallant kiss from all existing”. Will make everyone trembling. Its technics is extremely delicate and demands ease of behaviour and clever look. It is executed in a bow. Do not bring a woman’s hand to your lips. Be pleased to forget about your severe character and bring your mouth to HER HAND.”

“It expresses worship, respect and admiration. Only if a man is much more senior a girl, he can bring a girl’s hand to his lips”. This kiss is used today extremely seldom because of its seeming obsolescence. You can make an especially pleasant impression on a girl, and the main thing - on surrounding girls and women, because during this moment SHE will be envied by all ladies. Everyone dreams of such gallant manner, but nobody will admit it.

It is carried out slowly. It is desirable to accompany a bow by a compliment. Look down, take HER hand gently, like a mum’s crystal vase made of bottle glass, and kiss tenderly.

Practise the technician of kisses, after all perfection does not have a limit, and after all we are aspiring to it (it is a question of perfection), aren’t we?