222.jpgYou are almost despaired, but again
You will come to ask here for suggestions.
Again virtual love
Wanders on Internet open spaces.

Successful young ladies get acquainted, have affairs, many candidates in husbands… And what others have to do? Those who for any feel dissatisfaction with their private life for some reasons. Science and technics in this case become assistants for us. After all now we have ways to get acquainted on the Internet. And every day more and more people understand obvious pluses and advantages of such acquaintance. So, let’s start …

Late evening, dark room, a bed behind your back, computer is in front of you. In your computer - Internet and an interlocutor. It is supposed that he looks like Kurt Cobain or mathematician. You do not see his face and other parts of body, do not hear voice, do not feel smell. You’ve got only words he writes to you and which you type in an answer. If you read words “hands”, “lips”, “skin” often, “neck”, “tongue” and verbs “touch,”get in” - here you deal with virtual sex.

This is done in many chats. Good and diffferent chats. If you have computer and Internet connection, but no any gadgets, you can be engaged in this in a web chat. You can enter it through a usual Netscape or Explorer. If you have also IRC or ICQ, you can access IRC and ICQ-chats, accordingly.

If to compare them to a real life, web chats remind a noisy and silly party in half-familiar apartment, where you can retire with you partner only in a combined bathroom, risking that interested persons will spy upon you through a kitchen window. IRC-chats are similar to a summer camp, either a student’s hostel, or a camp site where everyone basically hide in closets and meet others in a dining room or a television hall only occasionally. ICQ chats can be compared to intimate appointment in a girlfriend’s apartment, and nobody is present, except you, but you do not know what to expect: whether a bed’s foor will break, or a grandmother will come to visit her grand daughter.

All chats can be general and thematic. The last sometimes are devoted to love, flirtation and sex. And from all aforesaid only “flirtation” is good in them, during which some tongue-tied guys shout: “I’m a superstar!!!” Or “I want you!!!”. And you answer monotonously:”Yeah?”. It is useless to search for virtual sex in such chats. Here you meet the most clamped public, who came here to get “it”. Everyone snap constantly and expect, when someone will start seducing them roughly. Do not try to do it, and go to general chats.

Well, first, forget things your grandmother learnt you. Virtual girls on a track of love do not have modesty. Inappropriate affectedness will only frighten off all possible partners.

Secondly, when your virtual friend starts to lay electronic bed-sheets efficiently, you should make an effort and give him some food for reflexions.

Eye color, hair length, shape of lips and ears are just florets. It is quite probable that he will ask you telling about your underwear, breast shape and erogenous zones. After all he would not like to be trapped and start taking off your jeans , which you do not have at all. While answering, you can invent something. Just do not copy a portrait of Kim Basinger from “9 1/2 weeks” and other erotic cliches - all of them are learnt by heart for a long time already, and will cause only yawn attack in the most zealous virtual enthusiast with subsequent disconnect. By the way, it is absolutely not terrible to tell the truth, but, naturally, not everything, but its best part.

Thirdly, make him speaking. After all, you wish to look first how it is in general, and not to get into a mess. Sometimes answer something. If you are deafly silent, he will think your computer is slow. Before closing up the next passionate cry into the net, read attentively what he has written already: if you inform him you put hands on his shoulders, while under his version he has crept to you behind and unbuttons your blouse, it will be a discomfiture. It is better through to type any incentively-caressing epithet (”You’ve got such strong hands!”, “I like it a lot!”) or express wishes (if you have enough boldness).

And at last, “right after” you should not stick to him with vigorous inquisitive questions like: “You really felt this?” Most likely he will tell lies to you.

Who actually was there, on other end of a wire, you will learn, only if you decide to meet alive. But you can not want it: first, it is not always necessary to mix secret and obvious, and secondly, real meetings of virtuals turn around with mutual disappointment more often. For example, he is actually forty instead of twenty. Or he is an impotent. He can even appear of one sex with you. However, contrary to widespread prejudices, this happens extremely seldom. All people inclined to unisex love, proclaim their predilections on the Internet especially persistently.

Some features of your virtual lover are clear in advance. He should be familiar with a question not through books. He should be talkative and he courageous enough to name some things the names. Now look at your coevals and solve: whether a sixteen - or eighteen-year old guy can describe his desires and intentions with more than one phrase, in which there are words  “I” and “you”?

The one who is behind the monitor, is for certain senior you, more skilled and clever. If you are lucky - you will come across an artist who is engaged in virtual sex for the sake of virtual sex. If you are not lucky - on other end of a wire there will be a cynic, who will not refuse himself in a pleasure to observe how the maiden heart vibrates, unsteady and sickly partitions in brains fall and eyes darken. So it is not necessary to think that only you have the right to use people for your own amusement. They also can use you.

And finally, it is nevertheless necessary to smile to all heard, after all virtual sex is necessary to us to know:

- That it is possible to live also without sex;
- That there are no indecent words;
- That words are a terrible power;
- That color of your lingerie is unimportant;
- That sex is difficult;
- That it is better to sleep with interesting people;
- That each kiss changes life;
- That friendship is more suspicious than love;
- And love is more suspicious than sex;
- That it is possible to make love to ten men simultaneously;
- That some men are actually women;
- That any reality is virtual;
- That everyone makes nonsenses;
- That life is sad;
- That there is nothing to hesitate anyway.